I watch my colleagues fight, and I understand the impulse. The desire to preserve what we built over decades of careful work comes from genuine care for learning. But much of what I see on campuses right now amounts to spitting into the wind. The effort lands back on the person making it, and the wind does not notice.
Consider the inventory. Turnitin added AI detection, and departments adopted it as a digital checkpoint. The detection is unreliable, generating false positives that punish honest students and false negatives that miss sophisticated use. Faculty end up in adversarial arguments about whether a 23% AI probability score constitutes an honor code violation. Browser-locking software was built for a world where the threat was a second tab. That world is gone. AI assistants are now embedded in operating systems, available through voice, woven into browser extensions. Locking down a browser is like reinforcing the front door while the back wall of the house is missing.
Some faculty have turned to handwritten assignments, stripping away every advantage of digital composition in order to verify authorship. Others schedule 20- or 30-minute oral defenses for each student, a practice that collapses under its own arithmetic in a class of 35. Still others declare their classroom an AI-free zone, a principled stand that increasingly resembles teaching navigation while pretending GPS does not exist.
And then, in February, Einstein arrived: an agentic AI tool that promised to log into Canvas and complete entire courses on a student's behalf, from watching lectures to submitting assignments. The reaction was predictable. Social media erupted, faculty declared it the death of education, and within 48 hours the product was taken down after a trademark dispute over the Einstein name. Faculty breathed a sigh of relief. But the relief is misplaced. As one observer noted, the line between a flash in the pan and a harbinger of things to come is very thin. The underlying technology is open-source, improving rapidly, and replicable by anyone with modest coding skills. Einstein was a crude prototype. Its successors will not announce themselves with a viral marketing campaign. All of these measures share a common feature. They are perimeter defenses. They try to keep AI out of an existing structure rather than asking whether the structure still makes sense.
Here is what we are avoiding. The entire curriculum, in every discipline, needs re-examination from the foundations. That means returning to learning outcomes, asking which ones still hold, which have been made trivial by AI, and which new ones have become essential. It means rebuilding assessments from those revised outcomes upward. It means redesigning courses so the process of learning, not the product, carries the educational weight.
This is enormous work, and it cannot happen in one summer workshop. It requires sustained time, structured collaboration, and genuine institutional investment. Course releases for faculty redesigning their programs. Instructional design teams embedded in departments, not available by appointment three weeks out. A clear signal from leadership that this work matters as much as research productivity or enrollment targets.
That signal has not come. University leaders have mostly treated AI as a policy question rather than a curricular one. Faculty professional associations could be leading discipline-specific conversations about learning outcomes in a post-AI landscape. Some have begun. Most have not. A conference panel on "AI and Teaching" is not a plan.
Every semester that passes with the old curriculum intact is a semester of lost opportunity. Faculty exhausting themselves with detection and enforcement could be doing the creative, difficult, rewarding work of rethinking what their courses are for. They are dedicated teachers. They simply do what people do when the ground shifts and no one offers direction. They reinforce what they know. They defend what they built.
But the wind does not care. And the longer we spend spitting into it, the less time we have to turn around and walk somewhere that leads to solid ground.

